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Sunday, December 19, 2010 @ 3:50 PM
It's official. I fail at drawing. Yay.Before YanYan ate the cake.
After YanYan ate the cake.
HAHAHAHA SERIOUSLY, LOL! XD
No, proshits, I'm not laughing at you. xD I'm laughing at YanYan's expression. AHAHAHA.
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Okay so my first cake baking experience. Hmm, I think it was not bad. Not bad at all!
OKAY SO FIRSTLY THE PROSHITS DIDN'T HAVE EGGS. Proshits = Michelle, Vicky and Marlene.
And so they added more butter. And only ONE egg.
Haha anyway during their baking thing, Danay and I were crushing oreos... The wrong way. We suggested using a blender but they didn't wanna. SO WE ENDED UP CRUSHING THEM WITH PLASTIC BAGS. AND OUR BARE HANDS.
It was like. "KILL IT. KILL IT. JUST KILL IT. DONT TORTURE IT!" LOL. And of course it turned out... O_O . Yeah.
Vanilla essence. Hershey's semi-sweet chocolate. Icing. These were the three ingredients chosen to make the sweetest little cake.
But. Professor Marlenily accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concotion-
BUTTER.
THUS, THE SALTY CAKE WAS BORN, USING THEIR ULTRA SUPER POWERS.
Okay sorry I'm being too lame here.
So, as you see. In the end, the cake was too salty...
Afterwards, the noobshets decided to have a go at making a cake on their own. Noobshets = Dana, Wu Yan & me. And so we followed a certain recipe. They measured the flour, and sugar etc. Then they asked me to cut the butter. I SUCCEEDED. I ACTUALLY CUT BUTTER. YAY!
Ahem. Continuing. So there were a few eggs to crack, so we decided to crack one each. So this is the result of my beautifully cracked egg. (:
Uh, not the one in the bowl, the one on the mat. AHAHAHA FAILFAIL.
So this is what Dana and I started to do after we laughed so hard. Trying to scoop the egg yolk into the bowl. NO, WE ARE NOT DISGUSTING OR UNHYGIENIC. THE TABLE IS SUPAH CLEAN OKAAAAYS. ... I seriously cracked up. xD
Okay somehow when I cracked the egg, the egg white went into the bowl and the egg yolk dirtied the mat. Or the tabletop with cloth. LOL YEAH. And the egg shell was still in my hand. The weirdest thing was, our reaction to the disaster was NOT "HURRY CLEAN UP" but..
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *cracks up* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA GO GRAB THE CAMERA, ANYONE WITH A CLEAN HAND! HURRY!"
Coughcough. Okay and then we started to mix the weird, slimy mixture.
Is it me or does Danay look guai-ish in the second photo? xDD and Danay was having like a little spasm in the former one.
OH AND RIGHT. THREE OF US HAVE A THEORY.
If you move metal spoons during a picture, THEY WILL DISAPPEAR. *eyes sparkle*
Evidence:
Yeah. And we were having tons of fun doing this:
Coughcough. Okay and then we started to mix the weird, slimy mixture.
Is it me or does Danay look guai-ish in the second photo? xDD and Danay was having like a little spasm in the former one.
OH AND RIGHT. THREE OF US HAVE A THEORY.
If you move metal spoons during a picture, THEY WILL DISAPPEAR. *eyes sparkle*
Evidence:
Yeah. And we were having tons of fun doing this:
And then after like, half an hour of stirring and mixing and going bonkers, we started to pour it into the bowl with cling wrap. Did I mention how I love cling wrap? LOL.
So basically the convo between Dana and I during the whole pouring thing was:
D: POUR! *snaps picture*
D: WAITWAITWAIT PAUSE.
Y: HURRY UPPPP.
D: OKAY POUR! *snaps picture*
... Well, you get it, don't you. (:
We then proceeded to BAKING it.
We spent like dk how long trying to bake it. Because the surface baked, the inside was still watery-ish. So it went something like this:
130, half an hour! Yanyan was like "EHHH DONT WANT 35 MINUTES, LATER BAO ZHA!"
140, 10 minutes.
140, 5 minutes.
150, 2 minutes.
150, 2 minutes.
160, 1 minute.
Okay something like that. So like, I WAS IN CHARGE OF PRESSING THE BUTTONS FOR THE HIGHER TEMPERATURES. So
*presses* HURRY RUNRUNRUN! *hides in room*
*Closes door* BEEP BEEP BEEP *chiongs out*
Heh. AND THE CAKE BECAME PANCAKE THAT WAS BAKED IN A BOWL. And yes I'm serious.
HAHAHA. Former picture: the "cake" after it was being cut. And yknow the insides werent cooked so that's why it looks so... Well.. Mashed up. And latter: after we added HONEY into it. HAHA we added too much and we poured away some >< WASTE. XD
WE LET THE PROSHETS TRY AND THEY WERE LIKE O_______O *pukes* HAHAHA NAH JK. They were like. Riiight.
Uhm, THE UNCOOKED PART TASTED NICER. I mean, the liquidy part. & I got sick of eating it. Heh.
MICHELLE'S MOM FETCHED US. AND THEN I GOT HOME AND THEN I HAD DINNER WHICH WAS PORRIDGE AND AWESOMER THAN THE CAKE AHAHAHAHAHA.
Kbye. Wow. This was a heck of a long post. o_o *spasms*
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