DAY 5 @ YUNNAN
Monday, March 14, 2011 @ 11:09 PM
Presenting to you... The 5th day. Which was, for me, the awesomest yet quite a bad day. OVERALL, OF COURSE EVERY SINGLE SECOND OF IT WAS SUPER DEE DUPER AWESOME!Oh I think I forgot something about the 3rd or 4th day. Uhhh, on either of those days, we went supermarket shopping! :D THE STUFF THERE ARE DAMNDAMN CHEAP MYGOSH. I could buy a whole supermarket worth of stuff with S$100. I bought a sausage which tasted weird/nice/both. Then a pack of YUMMYLICIOUS GUMMIES! [wangwang brand. Not bad la huh.] & then this pack of crackers. ALL FOR JUST S$1! :D
Okay anyway. So on the 5th day. We woke up earlier [OF COURSE!] to be kiasu ahmahs again & pack our stuff, check everything, yepp. So we were like all done & stuff, just on time to go down for breakfast. So we went to ring Leelee/Laulau's doorbells~ so we could, idk, go down togetherrr~
But when we rung the doorbell, we found that they. Were. Still. Asleep.
Okay technically, they woke up already. 'Cuz of the doorbell. So there were like OKAYOKAY5IMUTES5MINUTESBYEBYEBYE~ then they slammed the door on us -.- LOL, so then right at that time, Mr Goh & Mr Bobby came out, 'cuz they're just opposite them. So we were panicking... Actually I was. So we/I told Mr Goh & he knocked on the door & were like "HURRY UP AH, GIRLS. VERY LITTLE TIME LEFT *points at watch*" or something like that. TEEHEE :X
Yes so we [meaning us + Mr Goh + Mr Bobby] had to wait for about 3 lifts. On the 4th, all of us squished in. MR GOH HAD NO LUGGAGE $*%&(@#&*@!^#&! yeah.
During breakfast, Mr Goh told us to take fooooood for the 2 princesses. I forgot, being the person with a memory of a goldfishy. BUT I TOOK JUUUICE FOR THEM, BEING THE KIASU PERSON I AM. I was like "HEYYYY JUICE! EH LESS THAN HALF ALR. HURRY TAKE FOR THEM, LATER NO MORE!" teehee. Not so 夸张 la but you get me <: but anyway, when they came down they went to take food & when Mr Goh asked "you never take for them ah?" & I said no, he was giving the typical mommy-has-finished-nagging look. I GOT THAT LOOK FROM DRAMAS, NOT FROM MY MOM.
Okay anyways we got on the bussss~ to go to. Where again? *checks photos* OHHH, THE COLOURED SAND FOREST *eyes sparkle* OKAY TIME FOR THE FUN PART YAY YAY YAY~ So basically it wasn't really as coloured as I thought it was. I remember Mdm Lim/Miss Tan's description was something like "你从不同的角度看，看到的可是不同颜色的彩沙哦！" but then all I saw were... Sculptures of... Weird stuff.
Class photo with Mr Goh~
Then there were other sculptures but aiya, I'm too lazy to upload all of them <: if you're really THAT [doubt anyone would be] interested in knowing what the other weird sculptures look like, either 1) GOOGLE IT! or 2) Look through my/WuYan/any other S1er's FBs~ So basically... We walked.
Up & down & in & out ~ yes we walked a lot a lot.
LALALA, then the "ending point" where we finally turned back was at this souvenir shop thing... Which had really really obscene photos. Then there was this place where we could buy the sand bottle thingies. We didn't buy la, cuz there were a lot a lot more at the entrance which were, though smaller by a little, way cheaper. At the shop it was like 10 RMB for one.
Gadi went to buy. YAY. HAHAHA so we were at the place outside of the shop,
then HERE COMES THE EPIC PAAART~
Swaati was like, SEE SO PRETTY RIGHT SO PRETTY RIGHT, so then she was showing everyone, & when she wanted to show Mr Goh, she accidentally FLUNG it & the whole thing PIAAANG~ smashed & dropped on the floor. That was the end of the life of a wonderful sand bottle. So technically she bought a pink & weird box for S$2. Saddening. LALALA. I took a photo but I don't think she'll want me to post it up so I respect her decision <: COUGHCOUGH. So then we okay fine walked a LIIIITTLE bit further up ahead to the place where the scenery was BEEEEEEAUTIFUL~ & we, of course, took a class shot.
I look so out. Ah wells.
& then we turned back & kept walking. So the conversation between Mr Goh, S1 & the lady who tried to sell those cheapcheap sand bottles went like this:
Lady: 要不要买啊！一个1元，一个1元！
Us: 不要，谢谢！
Lady:来啊！买一个吗。
Mr Goh: 不用，不用! GIRLS HURRY UP GO TO THE RIGHT SIDE OF ME~
Swaati: AIYA, CAN TELL HER GO AWAY OR NOT. I VERY SAD LEH.
Mr Goh: HAHA SWAATI, you already so heartbroken & that person keeps advertising.
& then we walk & walk & walk~ then suddenly the lady appears again! OUT OF NOWHEREEE~
Lady: 来买啦！两个1元，算你们两个1元！
Us: 。。。不用了谢谢！
Mr Goh: WAH, WHERE SHE COME FROM UH? *laughs* aiya, later we walk further down become 3 for 10.
Swaati: EH MR GOH, LIKE THAT EVEN WORSE LEH T-T
The lady never appeared again.
OKAY ANYWAYS, LET'S PUT THE LAMENESS OF THIS WHOLE THING ASIDE, & CONTINUE!
So then we walked back, then at the entrance there was like this flight of steps we had to go down, then Mr Goh told me & Swaat, "you girls ah, must always check your surroundings, understand?" then I was like YESSSS~ CHECK MY SURROUNDINGSSSS *looks everywh-* & then I slip & fall. HAHAHA I DON'T KNOW WHY, I LANDED LIKE A BALLERINA. Gracefully~ THEN I GOT MALU-ED CUZ EVERYBODY, EVEN MR GOH, STARTED LAUGHING. Damn. >:
Okay anyways we went to buy the sand bottles & stuff. Then CHELLELEELEE DIDN'T HAVE TO BUY 'CUZ SHE WAS ALREADY GIVEN ONE OF THE MOVING SAND THINGIES BY HER STUDENTS. :c save $$ . Yeah. So we bought & all that while Mr Goh sat on the chair & RESTED. & he claims he ain't an ahpek/uncle. BLEH.
At the "guardhouse" thingy, I saw that YuQing bought a like, wooden sword thingy. So I was poking Mr Goh & WuYan.
OH & WE SAW A LADYBIRD/LADYBUG ON YUQING'S SWEATERRR~ really small la but still.
yeah then we went for lunch at the idk what place. But the place we had dinner on the first day <:
& as always, we were fighting over watermelons.
Look at how Leelee looks like the evil stepmom from Cinderella XD
Yes then well I realised that I still had diarrhoea -.- so since Sherri had to go to the toilet too, WE WENT TOGETHERRR~ haha, Sherri was really nice, she helped me hold the door 'cuz the door had no lock for mine -.- yeah anyways.
After lunch came the exciting but not so exciting part!
Jiuxiang Cave!
We reached the entrance & took a class shot.
Yupp~ & then we waited for idk what la, but it took us really long before we went in. So we had to take this elevator down from the apparent SECOND level to the FIRST level. But it took us 1-2 minutes to get down there -.- which is retarded la, cuz 2 levels don't equal that long a distance.
So then once we reached, we began the HORRIBLEUGH but AWESOME~ journey through the Jiuxiang caves.
Firstly we walked up a lot of steps. More than 500 I would say.
Then we walked down a lot of steps. More than 400 I would say.
Then we walked.
& then we walked again.
BORING YOU OUT, MUCH?
It was tiring max. Here are some photos.
Basically we walked 50+ times the photo ^ up there. No joke. BUT IT WAS STILL VERY FUN TEEHEE. Cuz it was like cold, so we weren't really sweating yah~ so then halfway walking, Swaati got sand into her eyes >< so Sherri followed her to the toilet & then we waited, so in the end we were the last class. YAY! :D HAHAHA NO SARCASM, I like being the last class.
Then we walked & then there was this pillar thing. I was hugging it & asked dk who to take a picture, which ended up to be a class photo, WITH Mr Goh.
In this picture I'm still hugging the thing. It was really cold & nice to hug XD
Sorry, I'm being a little too lame.
Okay anyways after that we walked up this bat cave thing... Which had no bats -.- & it was like a longlonglonglong flight of steps up, so there was this service thing where some people would carry you in this chair thing up~ THEN THERE WAS THIS OLD PEDO/PERVERT GUY. Won't describe/explain/go into details. I shall just heed WuYan's words & pretend he was looking at someone else. Probably the old ahmah on the chair. YAYS!
I was just taking the picture over my head cuz I wanted to show how much we had to walk but I guess everything got blocked ):
Yeah then we just kept walking & walking & walking until WE FINALLY GOT OUT!
YESSS~ SUNLIGHT BABEHHH~
Afterwards we went on a SUPER毛毛RAISING CABLE CHAIR RIDE! There was a lot of drama but... Never mind. HAHA, so I sat with WUYANWUYAN PANGPANG~ It was superdeeduper FUN!
Michelle & Christi waiting to get on the chair~ [LOL, CHAIR]
THEY ARE UP THEREEEE~ SO HIGH UP~
HAHA SHERRI, SO CUTE.
So basically yes we took it & then we were taking pictures & all that.
A photo of us by Sherri! :D yes my skirt's sticking out.
Then uh, yeah. We reached & then we went to buy the picture. S$3, qute a rip off T-T but not bad la, so JUST BUY TO TREAT AS A SOUVENIR! :D
So I was trying to get out, & Mr Goh was like "AIYA, you must push la, push! Don't know how to get out, don't get in la. Why you so ladylike? Like that you will never get out. /facepalms" 夸张 max. HAHA I GOT OUT IN A FEW SECONDS. Yay me <:
Okay where did we go after that. Uhh, OH THE BRIDGE! Apparently the tallest/highest/WHATEVER bridge
Oops, Mr Goh looks unglam. :D
OKAY YEAH ANYWAYS. Basically we just went out on to the bridge for the sake of going out, & after taking some photos we just went back :/
YES THEN WE WENT BACK TO THE HOTEL FOR DINNERR~ The outside of the hotel was like. WAH.
Then there were two entrances, & since the one ^ up there can't "unload people", we went to the other one. I saw merlions.
I'M SERIOUS.
SEE!? Okay if you still don't believe me, below is a CLOSE UP SHOT. Literally.
Okay so basically we had like half an hour to put our stuff & all that. But at the lobby, diarrhoea was acting up again, so I was basically dancing around at the lobby to try to... Yeah. So basically I was going crazy & running up to the room & I just dumped my luggage on the floor & bag on the bed, then I hogged the toilet.
So WuYan was screaming ~
Her: OMG THIS HOTEL VERY DISGUSTING LEHHH!
Me: HUH WHY?
Her: THEY PUT SOMETHING VERY DISGUSTINGGGG!
Me: WHAAAAT? WHAT THEY PUT?
Her: UHH, STARTS WITH C...?
Me: Co-...?
Her: YAHH! OUTSIDE THE THING GOT FLOWER SOMEMORE.
Me: OHMYGAH.
Yeah. They put those stuff there. DISGUSTING MAX LA OMG. HAHA, then Leelee & Laulau [SO MATCHING, LOL] came. & I was still stuck in the toilet. >: HAHA YES so they were discussing about ... The C. & I told WuYan to help me take 2 bottles of PohChye Pills. I LOVE POH CHYE PILLS THEY TASTE REALLY NICE! :D
I had no time to eat them, so I had to bring them down for dinner. The worst part was that during dinner, we had to sit at the table next to the teachers'. :/ & THE DAMN BOTTLE WOULDN'T OPEN T-T okay it eventually did, thanks to MEEEEE~ LOL NAH.
Dinner would be terrible, if not for the SUPERDEEDUPER EPIC INCIDENT. Okay so the food was basically terrible, except for the... Fried chicken thing. & the veggies. The rice had black stuff. AHAHA, but the epic part came.
So Gadi refused to eat. AT ALL. So we were like OKAY VEGGIES, JUST A FEW. She refused. So we were stuffing her mouth with veggies. To be exact, Matilda/Sheryl was.
Success!
Then we did that like 2? More times. Then the watermelons came & we refused to let her eat. So we finished it all 'cuz she didn't wanna cooperate. She, again, resorted to running over to other tables to get the watermelons.
But of course, Matilda to the rescue!
TEEHEES, basically we did this until some teacher came. So (s)he asked what we were doing then we were like SWAATI WON'T EAT! Then (s)he, I now think it's Mr Goh though, was like "SWAATI, EAT LA, LATER NO ENERGY" okay this is just a rough idea of what the teacher said. My memory sucks so don't count on me for that. <:
Afterwards we continued stuffing her. We managed to stuff like, 4 pieces of veggies. HAHA, then when she was eating her watermelons, we stuffed the veggies along with it. YAY! HAHAHAHAHA.
Okay back at the hotel, we bathed & then went to LeeleeLaulau's room. & then us, excluding Sherri. Gadi(?) & YuQing, played Monopoly Deal. We found this word on the tv thing...
We had a little ranting/bitching session. About people. HAHAHA LAULAU WAS GOING CRAZY. XD Sherri too xDD I NEVER KNEW SHE WAS LIKE THAT AHAHAHA. But yes, I finally saw the other side of her. (: then Gadi. Aiyo.
OH DID I MENTION? HAHAHAHAHA, all 7 of us S1-ers didn't bathe that night. Because everyone was saying the water was disgusting. Like apparently it was brown. Then when WuYan turned the sink's tap on at its coldest, it was yellowish. Apparently. So we were all freaked out. & we decided not to bathe. OF COURSE I WIPED MY BODY LA. It felt disgusting, not bathing. But I think it would be worse if I bathed in dirty water :/
Okay so afterwards we went back to our ROOOOM~ & I wiped my body then we packed 'cuz we were leaving the next day.
Me: AHH I DON'T WANT TO BRUSH MY TEETH LA. I want to go sleep :/
WuYan: Since when have you EVER wanted to brush your teeth/not want to sleep?
Me: ... Never.
Yes seriously. Oh wells.
Then we found that the BED HAD A LOT OF DUST + CRUMBS LEFT BEHIND BY PREVIOUS PEOPLES. & I found this coffee packet thing [used] on the floor. UGHHH. It was terrible.
When Ms Tan came to do room check, the first thing she asked was "你们有冲凉吗？“ translation for GADI XD: Did you guys bathe? I was like NOPEEEE~ teehees, so she was like telling me to remember that wake-up was at this time, breakfast was at this time, blablablah. HAHAHA SO NICE :3
Aiya then I slept. I mean we.
OKAY BYE.
© Unfold your paper heart